Listing Description

1x Fully functional HK-Series Protocol Droid, factory-calibrated for etiquette, translation, and selective assertiveness.

This unit offers all the refined courtesy of a protocol droid… with just enough intimidation to ensure negotiations go your way. HK-series models are known for their superb linguistic matrix, cultural etiquette database, and—according to the unit itself—“an unparalleled appreciation for resolving misunderstandings permanently.”

Features include:
- Fluency in over six million forms of communication (yes, including the ones involving screaming).
- Advanced protocol programming for diplomacy, trade, and negotiations.
- Optional assertive tone settings: “Polite,” “Firm,” and “I’m not paid enough for this.”
- Durable chassis and reinforced servos—useful in high-risk bargaining environments.

This HK unit has been tested with executives, diplomats, and several individuals who “accidentally” insulted it. Results were… decisive.

Perfect for:
- Station reception & VIP escort
- Trade negotiations
- Reminding organics that contracts have consequences

* Acquire this HK-Series today. Because when negotiations matter, you want a droid that speaks softly… while calculating everyone’s weak points.

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